Sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center: “Keep off the grass.”
This is a very important paper. Please volunteer to participate in the clinical trial they propose!
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, you stupid bastard!
Yes, Journal of Clinical Psychiatry. Of course, I remember you. I have been reading you for years!
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