What do you call a cow that has been sterilized? De-calf-einated!Ā š Decaffeinated (“decaf”) coffee is not caffeine-free. Decaf also containsĀ someĀ caffeine. How much? For example, a small (“Tall”) decaf brewed coffee at Starbucks (which I drink) has 20 mg of caffeine in contrast to 260 mg in the same size cup of regular brewed coffee. So,…